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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."
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"Knock, Knock Smell mop."
"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."
"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""
"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy... That makes no cents."
"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."
"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."
"How come there are like a thousand songs about Christmas but only one song about the boys being back in town? This is not original"