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Joke of the Day

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway."

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"

"How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it."

"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."

"What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb."

"The past, the present, and the future got into a fight It was tense"

"Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!"