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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."

"What's the difference.... Between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you"

"Carl: So hot today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: During WW II, Americans tried to train bats to drop bombs. Me: Fair enough."

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."

"What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking."

"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82... ...I'm easily lead"

"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."

"A gynecologist examines a lesbian... and remarked ""Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"" She replied ""Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"""

"If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now."