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Joke of the Day
"I've dedicated my entire life to getting prostitutes off the streets For an hour or so each day."
Next Joke
"What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!"
"My bank called me today to alert me my card was used for a gym membership and they doubted it was legit because they see where I go to eat."
"Incest It's how you come into your own"
"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"
"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."
"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."
"Remember when people used to have to be in shape to wear tank tops?"
"I just thought of this while at a local hockey game. Why can't dogs play hockey? They always get called for roughing."