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Joke of the Day

"[announcement over PA at work] ""FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"" *I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*"

"Xanax: For Hispanic attacks."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."

"Why can't zombies play the blues? Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it."

"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"

"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."

"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"

"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."