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Joke of the Day
"Why can't zombies play the blues? Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it."
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"What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? K9P."
"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"
"I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on."
"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."
"Why is Santa such a jolly old elf? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"
"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"
"The most Canadian sentence ever. Sorry aboot spilling too much maple syrup into your Tim Hortons coffee, eh?"
"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"