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Joke of the Day
"Xanax: For Hispanic attacks."
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"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."
"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."
"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."
"Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space? Because he was scared of vacuums!"
"Hey everyone, my mom's following me on Twitter now, so ixnay on all the eetstway about the ugsdray and exsay and acismray. Thanks"
"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."
"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"
"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""
"lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there"