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Joke of the Day
"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."
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"I don't always have sex with star trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos trekkies."
"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"
"Pigs Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks. Only thought is, man that place is going full boar"
"I like to watch porn sometimes... ...just for the fucks of it."
"A hippie just used ""dude"" in so many different contexts while talking to me I had to translate using my Brosetta Stone."
"what's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money"
"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
"Money doesn't impress me. You know what does? Treehouses."
"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."