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Joke of the Day

"A hippie just used ""dude"" in so many different contexts while talking to me I had to translate using my Brosetta Stone."

"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"

"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."

"What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady"

"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."

"What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison"

"One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators"

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."

"What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away."

"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."