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Joke of the Day

"Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one"

"How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's? A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?"

"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"

"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."

"If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing."

"One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly the blonde's friend said ""Oh look a dead birdie!"" The blonde looked up and said ""Where?"""

"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."

"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"

"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."

"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"