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Joke of the Day
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
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"Brazil - Germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... I watched Brokeback Mountain with my Dad."
"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost? The *pilot* episode."
"What is Siri really good at? Playing pocket pool."
"I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally Because then I'll be an international arms dealer."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."
"[me, to my brother] I can't believe we've never been to Coachella [my Ukrainian grandfather] when I your age, bear eat my wife"
"Can someone please wake up Billie Joe Armstrong?"