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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei."

"When googling Gary Oldman I highly suggest not forgetting the ""R"""

"Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood."

"President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston."

"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"

"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."

"Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny? Because he'd D graded her."

"So a midget's at a casino and he runs into his friend the dealer... The dealer says ""Hey how you feelin? I heard you were sick."" The midget says ""Naah I'm a little better."""

"A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand."

"I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous."