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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny? Because he'd D graded her."
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"Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."
"OK then - how 'bout this Roof joke? What's the new term for ""almost completely racist""? 180 Roof"
"How do you make a little boy cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear. (think about it)"
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"WIFE: Don't tell the kids but I threw away those awful pictures they made & stuck on the fridge ME: [sprinting towards the bin] MY ART"
"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."
"Drunk people are so self centred... ... they think the world revolves around them"
"What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!"
"Whats the most sexually frustrated food? Cantaloupe."