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Joke of the Day

"They named it Galaxy Note because when you take this thing out of your pocket, the entire Galaxy can note that it's been taken out."

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"

"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."

"What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."

"I broke my hymen riding a horse... Its dick sure was huge!"

"If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?"

"My prediction for the fight. I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny."

"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."

"[Bank] COP: [through megaphone] LET ONE OF THE HOSTAGES GO ROBBER: Okay, who wants out? ME: [spinning on bosses chair] I'm comfortable."