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Joke of the Day

"[Bank] COP: [through megaphone] LET ONE OF THE HOSTAGES GO ROBBER: Okay, who wants out? ME: [spinning on bosses chair] I'm comfortable."

"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""

"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"

"Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill."

"Hell hath no fury like a toddler wants to ""do it herself."" Three hours later, I'm still waiting for her to get out of the car."

"What's red and smells like white paint? Red paint."

"How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die."

"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"

"Did you here about the man who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. He was pretty shaken up about it."

"Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard."