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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't tell vegans to suck a dick. Semen is an animal product."
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"Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job. Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of ""exclusive"" have really diverged."
"In-laws are like hemorrhoids... .... When they come down and go back up it's ok, but when they stay down that's when it's a pain in the ass..."
"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to spread those thy's."
"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"
"What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!"
"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."
"Bad Luck Lincoln: Comes back from the dead, faces his fear by seeing a concert In Paris"
"What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor? A Utahraptor"
"My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think."