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Joke of the Day

"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"

"A man goes to the doctors... and says ""I think I'm a moth"" The Doctor says, ""I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that"". The man says, ""Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on""."

"Who is Bobby Long? and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him."

"The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion"

"A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch."

"I'm extremely terrified that Donald Trump might run this country..... I completely mean that."

"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."

"Laughed so hard tears ran down my leg."

"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."

"My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning."