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Joke of the Day

"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"

"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."

"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."

"Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?"

"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends"

"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."

"The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window' The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'"

"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."

"What's the difference between your mom and a condom? A condom wasn't on my dick last night!"

"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""