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Joke of the Day

"How cute! Someone wrote ""will you go to prom with me?"" on my car. But they spelled it ""I'm gonna kill you scumbag!"". Ah, young love."

"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."

"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"Damn girl you like ice Tea Like Mr. T but cooler"

"What's Brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr Dre......."

"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"

"What's the only thing politicians stand for? Reelection."

"""Will.he.was"" -Will.i.am's tombstone"

"I just saw a disclaimer that said ""don't try this at home"", so I tried it at my neighbors house."

"What do Chinese bears use to cook? A pan. Duh!"