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Joke of the Day

"So apparently when a woman asks what you're looking for in a relationship, ""a way out"" isn't the right answer."

"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"

"The American stock market is a bear BULL shit"

"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"

"The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!"

"How do Chinese people laugh? LMAO ZEDONG!"

"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"

"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit making 'Airplane' refrences"