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Joke of the Day

"If they can't ruin the holiday one way they'll find another My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."

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"I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."
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