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Joke of the Day

"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."

"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."

"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"

"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."

"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."

"I was in the living room and a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."

"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."

"Last Valentine's day I recieved so many cards from my girlfriends that I couldn't open the front door... Because my wife had the locks changed"