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"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"
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"So they say rubbing the Buddha statue's belly gives you good luck... ...imagine if you sucked his dick."
"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""
"A football player... A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years. He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver."