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Joke of the Day
"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"
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"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"
"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "
"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."
"a sad short wrench walks into a bar and asks for a beer the bartender asks why is he so sad. and the wrench replies ""can you leave me alone, i don't want to torque"""
"What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep."
"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"
"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"
"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."
"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."