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Joke of the Day

"Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner."

"I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again."

"Saw a sticker that said ""my son was an honor student"". I almost got sad, but then I thought maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just stupid now"

"Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of sequence, yoda was."

"Did you hear about the robbery at the bakery? The thieves said 'give me all your dough.'"

"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"

"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."

"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"

"Don't you hate it when you punch up the fuckline?"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... *Free*."