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Joke of the Day

"If you're a white guy and walk into Home Depot without wearing sunglasses on top of your head, they legally don't have to sell you anything."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"

"""That's nice dear."" -Grandmas version of ""cool story bro."""

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."

"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover"

"Once upon a time, a rabbit went bald... ...and he was so embarrassed that he ran away. He was hare today, gone tomorrow."

"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."

"Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!"

"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"