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Joke of the Day
"Why's Prince George great at measuring out 6 inches? Because he's a little ruler."
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"Just found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they are way too big for him."
"I have the greatest dad ever Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents"
"What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves? Twats."
"An old joke, regardless its still hilarious. A cheetah would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Would."
"* Kindergarten* Hi kids! I'm the homeroom mom for your class. [writes name on chalkboard] [Boy Raises hand] We can't read. No one can read"
"I hope farmers are as disappointed as I am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market."
"Dad: I had a son once Stranger: what happened to him? D: he touched the thermostat Kid: dad, I'm like right here D: you hear something?"
"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."
"Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure order a burger and a shake!"