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Joke of the Day
"Why's Prince George great at measuring out 6 inches? Because he's a little ruler."
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"My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?"
"what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe? nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe..."
"Being an adult means never having to show your work on a math problem. It's as awesome as it sounds, kids."
"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."
"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."
"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."
"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."
"Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn? Because he's *alright alright alright*."