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Joke of the Day
"Why do politicians take laxatives? So they can speak more fluently"
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"What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!"
"two gay blokes are preparing to go away on a holiday... one says to the other, ""want me to pack your shit?"""
"Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia? Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: http://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/07/When-Animals-Argue/)"
"How do you pronounce ""nihilism?"" It doesn't matter"
"The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson."
"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."
"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B? Plan C-ya."
"Scissors [to Rock]: So you beat me & I beat Paper but how does Paper beat you? [cut to Paper meeting a hitman] Make it look like an accident"