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Joke of the Day
"What kind of melons always have big weddings? Cantaloupe."
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"How many ""suh dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's already lit fam"
"Did you hear about the prostitute with an MBA? She was a business anal-ist."
"Hey whatcha eating? ""A pluot"" Wtf is a pluot? ""A cross between a plum & an apricot"" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*"
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"Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage"