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Joke of the Day

"Why do fat people like games ? Because they're unfamiliar with the gym."

"*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY. HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!"

"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."

"I hate stools... They are a bunch of sons of benches."

"My husband asked if I was wet enough.. I was so he told me to get the fuck out of the shower and make him breakfast or he was going to be late for work."

"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."

"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents."

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"