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Joke of the Day

"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? Bob"

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."

"Parenting tip: If your kids are fighting in the back seat of the car, stick your arm over and swing it around a bunch. That'll show em'."

"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""

"What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew"

"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."

"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"

"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? They were both stuck up cunts."

"What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting? Penis-illin'"