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Joke of the Day

"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."

"I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?"

"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"Reddit is a really blue community... ...because everyone is really sad about all the ""reddit is green"" reposts."

"Everytime I listen 'freudien slip' I always think in my ... ... psychology classes. And you ?"

"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."

"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."

"If I were Zorro, I'd hand out business cards with a Z on them. That way I wouldn't have to take my sword everywhere."

"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."

"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."