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Joke of the Day
"What type of grapes to Indians like? Gangrapes Edit: do*"
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"I'm the guy who asks for extra ketchup, notices he didn't get the extra ketchup, and says nothing further."
"What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity"
"Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. They can't do it here either."
"What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud"
"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"
"Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, ""A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"" The other monster replied, ""Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."""
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"
"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both ran away."