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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"
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"How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year? Eating the dates and Sundays."
"That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends."
"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."
"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"
"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hollow-Weenies!"
"Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence."
"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"
"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."
"What's orange and can't climb a tree? Donald Trump."