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Joke of the Day

"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."

"A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory... They drowned him in cold blood."

"""Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"""

"I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he saidthe steaks were too high."

"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"

"Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."

"Axe came out with 2 new body sprays. I'm having a hard time deciding between ""My mom is picking me up at 8:30"" and ""Can I touch your bra"""

"What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? One dumbass who never pulls out in time"

"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""

"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"