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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""

"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."

"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"

"Two guys are busted stealing a calender The both got 6 months"

"What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common? They're both myths. EDIT: spelling"

"I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors in everything I read than clean my monitor."

"Who am I? I mustache you a question but I am shaving it for later."

"My MILFshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard."

"What are pornstars paid? Income."

"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"