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Joke of the Day
"""Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl?"" ""No, flush it like everyone else"""
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"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"
"Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers"
"Marriage in New Jersey should be between a tan and a woman."
"The difference between theory and practice is that in theory George Clooney should have been the best Batman."
"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction We're trying to get our membership up"
"humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you're stupid like i am"
"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."
"It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something."
"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."