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Joke of the Day

"humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you're stupid like i am"

"What's the difference between a penis and a vagina.. Unfortunately, in my case ... only 2 inches. :'("

"I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued."

"What if the first tire-swing was left there as a warning to other tires?"

":# <--- emoticon for ""I'm eating a brillo pad"""

"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it."

"What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Do you know how to tell if a bee is Africanized? It's all in the lips."

"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"