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Joke of the Day
"Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!"
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"How do you catch a politician? With a special interest group, or evidence of a sex scandal."
"NSFW How do you know your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit!"
"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."
"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."
"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile with my shoes....shoved up your ass."
"My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in"
"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"
"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"
"Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood."