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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing? To get some fresh air"

"I might have Alzheimer's... But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"How does praying lead to a blow job? I don't know, ask an alter boy."

"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."

"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."

"What does school and the male reproductive organ have in common? Most of the time it's hard and long - unless you're Asian."

"Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames"

"Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"

"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"