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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"
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"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"
"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."
"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"
"A woman drives into a bar."
"[phone w/ fiance] Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right? ""As long as its black, why?"" *wearing batsuit* No reason"
"A nerdy science joke I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO"
"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"
"I don't have enough confidence in plumbing to get a drink of water from the faucet while the toilet is flushing."
"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"