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Joke of the Day

"Must have been a tough childhood for the Redskins quarterback... Growing up knowing your parents are Cousins."

"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."

"I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me..."

"Why do drug dealers love Muslims? Because they are always stoned."

"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"

"What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!"

"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."

"Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands. He dropped the base."

"""Torture me"" said the masochist. ""No"" the sadist smiled."

"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."