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Joke of the Day
"The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me."
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"Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus"
"Everyone want to change the WORLD, but no one thinks of changing THEMSELVES !!!"
"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""
"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"
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