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Joke of the Day
"When a black guy gets shot, what are his communities favourite snacks? Dindu Muffins"
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"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"
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"If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, ""Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."""
"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."
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"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate."
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