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Joke of the Day
"Everyone want to change the WORLD, but no one thinks of changing THEMSELVES !!!"
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"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."
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"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!"
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"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"
"When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it."