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"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"
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"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."
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"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."
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"What did the otter say to his girlfriend? ""You are my significant otter."""
"Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No I want to rinse out a few things."