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Joke of the Day
"What did the otter say to his girlfriend? ""You are my significant otter."""
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"What do Fall Out Boy say after titty-fucking their girlfriends? THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"
"Went out last night, i got so wasted that when i got home apparently i blew chunks. Chunks is my dogs name."
"Today, I'm happy to say I am 12 years sober! Unfortunately it was only the first 12 years of my life and I've been drunk ever since."
"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the *Mainstream*"
"/r/badplumbing is leaking"
"A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the ""b"" is silent."
"Women hate to be stereotyped. .. They're all like that."
"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."