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Joke of the Day
"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"
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"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"
"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans."
"I got a 2nd job..It's not official..I dress like a host at T.G.I.Fridays, then I pick up credit cards & say ""Be right back""..I don't go back"
"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"
"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"
"How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!"
"If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like ""dude."""