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Joke of the Day

"Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it..."

"What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour."

"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."

"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."

"What is the reason for short people temper? They are closer to hell."

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"

"If you're OCD and you know it, wash your hands."

"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"

"Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side."