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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of letters would you send to capital cities? A: Capital letters."
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"Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking."
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"[consoling widow] I was the one who put the kick me sign on your husband. I had no idea you owned a horse that can read"