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Joke of the Day
"Hair pulling during sex is hot unless the whole wig comes off."
Next Joke
"You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists? Everyone wants to play first."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? Your girl has to chew before she swallows."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ...in two enormous cups."
"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"
"My sexlife"
"Drive down the middle of my street and make me squeeze by you, so I know who to murder first when the apocalypse hits."
"I didn't know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? ...because they're ugly and they smell bad!"
"My stepdad hates it when I call him Bernie... He's really sensitive a about his scars..."